Oh, y'all. Remember the printer that wouldn't print? That I spent hours and hours working on yesterday, checking cables, switching ports, re-downloading drivers for? That I gnashed teeth and rent garments over?
I did check the cables, multiple times. It's just that...um...I checked the mouse cable. Not the printer cable. Which looks nothing like the mouse cable as it is labeled "PRINTER" in big black letters. And I was NOT EVEN DRINKING.
Nevetheless, we are off to pick up D's car from the shop (Master Cylinder! New Tires! Merry Christmas, Visa!) and then I am off to the Mason-Dixon Knitting Windy City Winding Party for what I believe may go down in history as one of the shining moments of 2005. (And if you don't think that title is applicable to my current state of mind, you should know that I first typed that as 1995.)